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Big Fat Whale
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Mr. Wiggles
loves you, but not love Seth MacFarlane.

No mo' recaps?
Darn.

Hats and Hair
As a rule, I always root for the contestant who has the fewest ridiculous affectations. At least until their personalities start to become more evident.