He's Ben Stein.

Thanks. It's called "Once We Were Slaves". It touches on certain ideas I've had for a while, mainly how the black and Jewish communities have this shared (real for blacks, most likely imagined for Jews) common experience between them, and also the treatment of women in the Orthodox Jewish community. Oh, and a…

I think what you're looking for is "Deflated Armenian Genocide".

With regards to Erica's 180's, I think the true "secret story" behind The Goldberg's is Erica's maturity into a perfect blend of both Murray and Bev. She knows she's surrounded by morons, but she's kill for those morons. Mini Bev and Mini Murray may come fully formed, but I like watching Erica "earn" her way into it.

I bet they're really Silver Kazars, amirite?

There's this place in Baltimore called The Book Thing. They give away free books, as many as you want. I like bringing home other people's trash. I recently got a couple of Fletch books, some Michael Moorcock, the first Remo Williams, a lot of pulp garbage.

No contest.

Halo from this season of Ink Masters did my tattoos. My buddies paid me money to have their faces tattooed on my chest. We couldn't find anywhere in Baltimore to do it, because they said we weren't taking this seriously. Which was true, but give me a break. Not only did Halo do the tats, but he was calling people…

I think Big Adventure does, but Big Top Pee Wee? No, thank you.

This is how I feel about The Goonies, and I'll expect the internet outrage any second now.

All the Oscars.

Moonraker might be may favorite. Really fun.

I picked up a pile of movie adaptations, because money is not a concept I understand. Young Frankenstein has been interesting, but I'm really looking forward to Flash Gordon and Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves. I also just finished former AV Club writer Nathan Rabin's ICP/Phish book. Liked it a lot.

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A rain of sulfur brings about a shortage of farts. The townspeople
react like angry cocks. Big Jim and Barbie are now frotting, so Jim hatches a
plan to blow the town. Thankfully, since Jimmy is a former hooker, s/he
realizes the dome is acting like a massive black dildo, so they solve the crisis
by figuring out whether…

Old Bay and god damn sweet potato fries. It's all you can get around here anymore. And don't even put Old Bay on sweet potato fries around me, or I become a total dick. I JUST WANT REAL FRIES WITH SALT, PLEASE.

We should hang out, and complain about how they've put Old Bay on fucking EVERYTHING. My girlfriend told me how much she liked the new Raging Bitch Old Bay beer, and I almost left her. But, I signed a lease, so she's stuck with me for at least another year.

Finally heard enough about All You Need Is Kill to pick it up at lunch yesterday. I have 30 pages left. I really liked it.

Child 44 is great, but I didn't love his follow up. It really can't be overstated, though, that Child 44 is GREAT.

I refuse to believe there is an AV Club commenter who never saw that pro-anorexia episode of Boston Public.