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Thats Unpossible
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He is a solid producer. My biggest issue is stuff like this wouldn't have come out if everybody hadn't been gargling his balls since about 2007. He was really good when everyone wasn't telling him that he was.

Her music videos endlessly fascinate me. They're just about the most sexist meaningless pieces of glitter coated teenager-dom that I've ever seen.

He doesn't really get many favors done for him in the looks department.

For the most part, this exact same plot has been done in Season 1 and Season 2. Leonard has sex. Sheldon has to keep a secret. Sheldon speaks awkwardly/lets the secret slip. Denouement.

I'm going as Edward Penis-Hands.

I think it might have been a "Last House on the Left" reference.

I hated it the first time I watched it, but I've warmed to it sense then. I always giggle at Sydney, but the last 15 minutes or so are incredibly tense television.

Good work.

MAYBE YOU'LL LEARN SOMETHING!

I'd rather get sucked into a flesh obelisk rising out of a mattress or some shit.

I feel like Adventure Time caters solely to budding young hipsters and jaded nostalgic hipsters alike. That being said, it's mostly solid.

It's pretty fucking terrible. There are nothing but lowest common denominator dick jokes, the classic "old people accidentally smoke weed, har-har-har" laughs, and a charisma black hole in the place of a lead. That movie is fucking terrible.

Never Forget…
He was still a writer on "Grandma's Boy."

Me, engaging in violent public masturbation in the background of your home movies.

So…this thing still isn't going to suck itself…

Any given 8 seconds of Cronenburg's "Crash" is better than the entirety of Haggis' sweaty stillbirth.

I'm so glad to see that DISTRICT ATTORNEY reference this afternoon.

"Sometimes, when I puke, I shit."

The issue ends with three words: Killzone 2, bitches.

You forgot the whole title