@Raymond I read that last sentence in an e-reader voice. It helped immensely. Thought you ought to know.

This cocksucker brought me down here, I don't know.

I always seemed to end up on all fours. Like a cat.

It's Crystal. Like the drink hot black guys drink.

I pull my magic wand out…

So fucking good.

The kids love it.

Raffi helps immensely. Despite how nuts the show is week to week, no one was going to say "sometimes I shit when I throw up" last season. That's a step up in my eyes.

I don't belong here.

Wait till November. Bitter, over-sexualized, cliche, dull, heart-pulling Oscar bait.

Wall Street 2 is more like everyone fell asleep in the fucking theater. It may be the best Oliver Stone film, but he should probably start directing Baby Einstein videos.

Why would Tom Waits want to be in this meaningless club?

I would have drawn the shit out of her, let me tell ya…

Also, the movie was exactly passable. So, you lose again.

Dead Space Extraction was pretty damn solid. Other than that, it's a bit of a barren wasteland.

I just listened to this record for the first time yesterday. Color me impressed.

I thought this one was good, if a bit smug. Also, ripping on Bruckheimer is the thinking man's ripping on Bay. Well played, VDW.

Yep, samething at my Scott Pilgrim showing as well. I assume all of us were in Springfield, Il in early August.

Everyone I work with wants to see it. Which means I'll probably see it. And hate myself.

Jesus Christ and the Superstars