It's probably because of those Teamster Subs
It's in their contract.

If I wanted some douchebag being snarky about the internet, I would just log on to avclub.com.

There can't be any Goblins? Fine, I'm leaving. Oh, never mind, I need the money.

Your attempts just want to make me see caruso more and more.

Alright, I'm going to do it. I'm going to eat this cat.

Give me your hair!

Well fucking done, ZMF.

*raises hand*

Never heard of this
But here's hoping that Nick Nolte and Ritchie Coster are playing one of the horses. Nolte is the head and the front legs, Coster is in the back.

Well, I guess I'll pop Transformers 2 in again…

That might be the best description of Ellen Page I have ever read, MDDG.

I got H.P. Lovecraft, but that might be because it was for my tentacle rape porn blog.

I didn't know how much I missed him until this one.

I think I'm ready for her to die.

Or sings a Beach Boys classic.

I believe he is actually playing the newly resurrected overweight dog.

The shorter one does look a little bit like what aliens think attractive might look like. I don't think I could stop myself from strangling her though.

@Juanito…Somebody's been masturbating to "What I Like About You"…

At least its not a black pudding…

I remember the show, but as far as missing it, that's a definitive no. I do take solace that the show "Street Sharks" used to be an actual thing.