I'm so excited! I'm so scared!

Those very well may be the douchiest pictures I have ever seen, and I'm a college student with a facebook account.

I liked The Orifice.

People feel like they made Betty White. That fucking facebook campaign made her one of theirs.

Squirting cunts, there is some naughty language on these boards!

I initially read this as the Spawn villain, Violator.

Yeah, I don't know when remix just became short hand for new songs.

Even among the cacophony of insane banter on The View, Whoopi stands out as the most ridiculous and ethically transdimensional. It's like she's made of some otherworldly geometry.

True enough. I conceit.

I'll be really happy…
When people stop thinking that shit that is said on The View is news.

Family friendly gay is catty and asexual.

Oh You Men is my favorite, mostly for Champ the Drinker and East Coast/West Coast Puppet feud.

In the commentary for that one, they talk about how one of the extras wanted to throw nails as an extra joke. It's really good because it sounds like David is still pissed off about it.

I also enjoy him as the security guard in "Oh, you men." I don't even think he has a line or looks directly at the camera.

When ever someone talks about going to amusement parks, I have to respond with "I ain't afraid of no rolly coaster."

"Y'all are shitting in my mouth and calling it a sundae" might be my favorite David line of season 3. But I always loved

Just the tip!

I'm expelled!

I've had dreams about that diamond.

Especially that part where he did nothing but kneecap Jews during Mad Max.