Its true. He really is.

Actually, Polanski had a great career because someone touched his butthole. That' s just how it works.

"2Shy" is the episode I generally show to people first. Mainly because it's disgusting, but also because it isn't a bad jumping off point for the series. It's pretty middle of the road, but some of the visuals are pretty neat and I don't really feel cheated by it being an e[isode that Mulder and Scully are barely in.

My Chupacabra novel and tie in concept album are going to make billions, I tell you!

I bet they just look into each other's dead, empty eyes and then just sort of pass out.

It's fucking distracting!

At no point did the dragon devour the discharge of the mother of all whores.

BrokenCYDE vs. Alternate Universe BrokenCYDE
Tokyo Police Club vs. The Tokyo Police Department
Bright Eyes vs. astigmatism

Many, many more times.

I never believed that rumor, but then the marriage scene sort of ruined a lot of things for me.

Careful Frat Guise, he'll fly down here and straighten your ass out.

Oh, c'mon there was that episode of "The Office" where Michael said something zany and then the camera panned to Jim, who looked at it and sort of smiled, and then Dwight said a series of things that weren't connected but then he united them to explain some difficulty he had as a child in a hilarious fashion. That was…

Azathoth!

I think this was the last season.

You also forgot "This is England."

*Spoiler*

Goddamn it, now I have to watch Arrested Development when I get home.

I'll show you an upskirt picture of my colon…

I thought Oswalt would be busy playing Dr. Demento in the-sure-to-sweep-the-Oscars Weird Al biopic.

MacGruber wasn't bad. I would watch it again.