fair enough.

All of my kids are kidnapped…

Who'd you call a milkaholic?

I'd rather see Lars von Trier's version.

Whenever I see a show about cornish hens, I always feel the overwhelming urge to vomit.

Yeah, I'm really sick of this song and dance. Let a so-so show just die.

Go back to whore island!

My biggest problem with him is "I, Robot." It's so awful.

Yep. It's pretty bland and overly sentimental. Mostly just really bland.

Sometimes, my Nana takes her wig off when she's drunk.

Swaggerriffic.

I believe his quote about "On Deadly Ground" was "Oh that, that movie is fucking awesome."

I think "Crazy in Love" has worse lyrics than "Single Ladies," but I would listen to it twice before I would listen to "Single Ladies."

I don't know. I thought the lyrics of "Walk On the Wild Side" were pretty clever. Maybe a little smugly self-aware, but still pretty clever.

I don't know. That still leaves like 15 tracks that they royally fucked up.

It doesn't even compare to the surreal sadness of Ryan Adams' definitive cover.

Haynes always sounds like he just did a bunch of ether. And I love it.

I'm really curious what good things are going to be said about "Mr. Brooks." Because I have a lot of long held opinions I might have to reevaluate.

I love "The Strangers." It's among the best horror movies of the decade.

Whenever I go to a pornographic movie theater, I pretend to be Pee Wee Herman.