Oh god, why would you do that to yourself?

Troy Patterson is probably the best part of Slate, but he couldn't sell this show to me. This review is at least intriguing.

Every time I saw commercials for it, I thought about "Life on Mars." That being said, I'd be willing to hang on if I am promised the world's most ridiculous series finale…again.

Yeah, I usually use it as my "get shit done during thursday night television orgy" time.

Plus, he'll probably play paddle-ball, and it WILL BE COMING RIGHT AT YOU!

What a bunch of phonies and perverts…

"Happy Birthday, Bitches!"

Tracy is really good at pronouncing "q" words. Namely "quarry" and "quandary."

NOT KEVIN!
My heart, it is filled with sorrow.

He's scowling because they don't have sugar free Raisinets.

Chaos Theory really is great. There are some sections that stand up as greats and the bank job is one of my favorites. I like having multiple options on completing things and having people at my back as it just seemed to make the experience more authentic.

I think Ocarina of Time is a huge step for 3D gaming. That being said, none of the dungeons are fun, the side quests are repetitive, arbitrary and difficult, and the game features one of the most annoying cast of support characters ever (I'm mainly pointing to the owl and Navi).

I do kinda hate Ocarina of Time…

I like that Splinter Cell is finally expanding to a more general audience, but after Metal Gear Solid 4 went the action route and most other stealth games have become fidgety often flawed ideas, I'm more willing for a return to "Double Agent," which might be my favorite of the series.

I could have done with more crouching and rolling.

I know a lot of people that are really excited about this movie.

True. They might as well call the shrimp taco the "big bag of seafood sadness."

The blue is the second best part of I Know Who Killed Me.

I can't fucking wait for I Know Who Killed Me.

Don't you rip on Toxic Avenger.