I'm not going to lie. I mostly watch children's programming and 30 Rock while high.

Boom, Roasted.

Its unbelievably good. Seriously. I'm picking it up tomorrow or Friday and spending my weekend drinking and watching it back to back with The Shining.

About as annoying as people who say "Punk Rock saved my life."

Being second only to Sarah Palin in costing Sarah Palin the presidency.

And Tom Goes to the Mayor is the riotously more entertaining anvil.

New favorite unregistered poster.

It might be my favorite article on there. Ever.

Yeah, I still regularly look up the three articles he appears in. Namely the one with the buffet.

Also, mailman god whips it out at one point.

Get it… Because I'm happy…Get it…Its because I'm happy.

Its scary, but also…exciting.

Neither do I, but I'm glad you said it.

I don't know if you remember this little gem…

Not just because it's been done to death. Also, because they are all a little terrible.

The only times I ever go to McDonalds everyone involved in the transaction is stoned. I generally overlook it when I receive a bag with a loose fish filet and four burgers.

Oh god, the french toast sticks were horrifying. My kidneys have never forgiven me.

Which is a damn shame because they could have really had some fun with the Crusades.

Also Psychedelic Horse Shit.

I'm too busy burning Beatles albums in the tire fire out back to listen to these records.