@Apocalypse: Your mistake was reading anything in the NYTimes.

Why Yes…
I do own NOW 3. And I think 8, but I don't have any idea why.

Yeah, trout is in this year.

I think my favorite line was "I've had good results with ether."

They did give U2 album of the year. Those fucking pigs.

I watched an episode today, and spent most of the time asking the television why it all went wrong.

This is it
My God, if he's going to return, this is the place for Biastioc to do it.

I think those last couple of specials he did are among some of the least funny comedy ever recorded by a once funny performer. They are just difficult to get through.

Once Upon A Time…
I really liked "Fight Club" (the book and movie) and Palahniuk in general. I still will argue that "Rant" is his best. But after the self-parodying pain of "Snuff," I was out for good. Never again…

I generally agree with the DBag.

It's ok…

I think it's a box propped up with a stick with a beer and a more attractive woman inside.

Strangely enough so is Fergie and will.i.am.

sounds like all y'all need new girlfriends.

Something about a D makes it even worse than an F. An F is such an utter failure that the people behind it had to be in on it. But a D almost means that they didn't know what they were doing is absolute shit. And that's even worse.

something something magnum.

That's my Zeus, always peeing on people.

She sticks to you and eats away at you flesh as you cry out in agony.

That skit is so good, but I usually can't hear it because I'm too busy bitching about John Mayer.

She's back! Holy Shit, she's back!