What kind of stupid escape plan involves arranging for a flat tire and hoping that you can get free of your bonds and attack one guard while the other one is away peeing. If she hadn't finished that 32 oz drink, Jody would have been fucked.

I thought that amount was specific to The Captain. For someone who ISN'T a billionaire it might be significantly less.

I was surprised that The Captain didn't give her a 10% commission, but then she wasn't officially his consultant so he certainly didn't have to. But he could have. Easily. It would have meant nothing to him.

I said the same thing. It was perfectly understated, with her just closing her eyes and  looking resigned.

So, does he captain grown-up asses, or is he a grown-up captain of asses?

I never believed that he burned the playbook for real. It went up like flash paper.

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Art consultant is one of those tv dream jobs that is incredibly lucrative and available, while simultaneously giving the person tons of free time.

I also loved how a file cabinet is cover for high-powered rifle bullets. Unless it was full of paper, even an air rifle could penetrate that sheet metal.

I actually couldn't remember if it was "Fact Times" or "The Last American Virgin" and then I realized that no one but me has ever seen "The Last American Virgin"

Dammit, I didn't know it was coming and deleted the recording at the end of episode. Anyone know where I can watch the short?

To be fair, Canadian bacon is not really the same as the bacon he used so often.

I love when they try to describe what they are tasting and they get it all wrong.
"This protein is so well-cooked. Is it pork?"
"I think it is halibut, with a celery root puree."
"That's parsnip, not celery root. And the ginger sauce is exquisite."
"Guys, it's a grilled cheese sandwich."

As a graph nerd, I am still annoyed that the diagram for the Hot/Crazy Scale was screwed up — either by Barney or NPH or the director.

So is Two and a Half Men.

Pulling. Them. Off.

My girlfriend of many years (now ex-) had a sleep-sex fantasy/fetish. She loved, LOVED, waking up to find me having sex with her. She even loved it when she woke up to find I had ejaculated on her without waking her while she slept. She'd think about that all day, getting wetter and wetter and when she came home from…

That is a good point. Most people would need to make noise if they wanted to approach the prison.

@avclub-1d6c2868caabf43befe3490dbd610516:disqus  Yes, but there can only be as many zombies as there were humans. They don't generate from nothing.Once most of the people are dead and the survivors know how to prevent reanimation of the newly dead, the rate of zombie creation drops to nearly zero. The only new zombies…

At least you dropped the pretentious language.