I also read it as "I've Come T & A Realization…"

I'm gonna try to be subtle here
I'd just like to say that I would enjoy eating dinner with Michelle Bernstein, Gail Simmons, and Padma Lakshmi. Tom is one lucky man to be sitting at that table.

We chubby white guys all look alike.

Shall we play a game?

I also can quote Simpsons lines. I choose not to.

I think Nigel was just really disappointed that billy chose not to dance. he made a point of saying at the beginning of the show that Billy's doctors gave him the OK to dance, but that Billy didn't feel up to it.

It was the worst outfit I've ever seen her wear. I thought a wardrobe malfunction occurred during her dance-on, with us being able to see the beige foundation part of the dress. But they never fixed it so I guess that's what it was supposed to look like. Ew

"this show would be a hell of a lot funnier if they came up with some challenges that actual comics have to deal with?"

Contrived, yes, but Platt sells it so well that it is one of my favorite opening scenes in the series.

Comedies are 30 minutes.
Dramas are an hour.

I liked her in "The Cutting Edge". Of course, I was a teenager and she was hot.

You would NEVER be able to hide from Judge Doom.

Yes, Jose's comment was in regards to All-Star Lauren, who is destined to marry me.

On the note of times, scanning through the episode list on my DVR I see three different running times for this show. The Tuesday night premier lists as 1:16. The rerun at 11:30 pm shows as 1:14. And then it is rerun a number of times over the next week with a running time of 1:30.

Not $35 million EACH
"which meant that networks could be responsible for up to $35 million in fines for every affiliate"

I thought it must be a play on a geographic feature: The Rizzolian Isles. However there is no such place that I can find.

Have to put them to the test first, or else you are being dishonest…

I am always amused by the comments on the show about how brilliant and superb Josh is, when we are far more likely to watch him screw up than to do things right. Of course, there is less drama when we watch him do his job well. But still, over the course of the series we see Josh make LOTS of big blunders.

Fox Dot Com Front Slash Dance
At least he didn't say "backslash". It drives me NUTS when someone says backslash in a URL. And even big time announcers do it. (http://xkcd.com/727/)

err, Cat.