The way she sings 'let's build a fiiiiire' is criminally good. To beat a dead horse on this thread - nothing lacklustre about that song … 

Now I'm imagining Varys and Littlefinger as Black Spy and White Spy.

Bill as the Bionic Woman is such a highlight. 

SPOILER etc.

I made the wigs!

Shitberg strut. I love it.

"Qyburn might have 3-4 bastards holed up with leech ducks right meow."

Don't forget the gold tooth, a notorious lure for all queenly tweens.

An expression of her dignity? I don't know, it seemed more petty - like the one thing she could do to humiliate Tyrion. She could have expressed her defiance in other ways, even if doing so would have been disastrous for her, but it could have been a more pointed act against the people forcing her to marry Tyrion.

Ha, that description almost sounds pervy.

Thanks for that - it totally makes sense. You've given me a lot to think about …

This might not be the right time to ask this question, but everyone here seems to have interesting opinions. Could be SPOILERY, So - the Boltons. The Theon scenes were things I tried to avoid but have really stayed with me, in a bad way. Is there a genuine reason behind Ramsey's torture of Theon (and other activities)…

That's funny, I just assumed it was a cheap way of getting Jon Snow away from the Night's Watch and into some other type of action. He couldn't be forcibly retired, like with Barristan. I never actually thought he was going to *die*.

To be honest, I was more upset about Grey Wind being killed than Robb.

'Tabula rosa' = red slate = RW foreshadowing. Or something.

And talking through their brown, rotten and/or broken teeth. They have dragons, direwolves, and magic … but no dental floss. 

Just a big-hipped red herring.

Exactly. It's the funniest punchline of an already brilliant episode.

Weirdly, this is one of the few movies that accurately shows how extremely bright people are competitive with each other at uni.

Why, whyyyyy is Mads Mikkelsen slumming in this?