You also forgot to ask him if he ever does Homer Simpson dirty talk to amuse his friends or spouse.

Crispin Glover

Hey, Tyra Banks is my age!

Some perverts with vans like kids. You gotta be careful out there.

Frank as Seinfeld…
…kinda looked like the guy from Tears for Fears for a second there near the end of the clip.

I'd just like to say that I like to read your screen name as "Thanks for not icing". Are you a hockey fan who doesn't like it when they just dump the puck into the opponent's zone?

William Shakespeare.

He's only half-Guinea
Jay Leno is half Italian and half Scottish. So in addition to throwing around delightfully outdated ethnic slurs like "Guinea" and "Itie", we should also be, um, making jokes about how he's a really cheap mafioso, or something?

When I saw "HST"…
…in the headline, I totally thought it referred to President Truman.

Yeah, I was gonna mention that E.T. almost counts as a Halloween film, since there is a scene where all the kids go trick-or-treating.

Nobody else commented yet
and I don't want to be one of those annoying "firsties" people: but I do have a question for the crew: approximately what proportion of questions sent to asktheavclub get answered in this column?

Dr. McWhorter is a dude. His first name is John.

I, too, think I remember a comic strip about Amy Carter. Unfortunately, I can't tell you any more than that. I seem to remember seeing some strips reprinted in a book about comics.

FREE FALLIN'
by Tom Petty contains the word "vampires", though it's perhaps a stretch to refer to it as a song about vampires. Also, his song "Zombie Zoo" is about goth types who only go out at night and disappear in the day.

comparisons
I too would take Morrissey over Nickelback, but I'd take Jimmy Buffett over Morrissey.

Ringo theory fails for old comedians
When it comes to the original Three Stooges and the three core members of the Marx Brothers, in both cases the last surviving one was the "leader" of the three and perhaps also the most talented one (or at least the most influential one). I'm speaking of Moe and Groucho.