"I worked with this asshole who would stream all of Apple's press conferences live…"

2He
Only 127 counts of rape and sexual abuse? It's like he didn't even try.

Cousin Eddie
"Shitter was full!"

"Eat it with your mouth."
The hearing of a great truth always stuns me.

Pitt the Elder!
Lord Palmerston!
Etc.

Yeah, I got called away from my desk before finishing the second paragraph.

Remember 2007's "Bionic Woman" reboot?
This thing feels like that thing.

I'd say four more.

Bananas: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
I made my own in the mid-1980s. VCR audio out —> cassette deck audio in. Tracks included "Fielding Gets Lucky" and "Lunch Train."

I agree with written v. constructed. Listen to a wide sample of '80s pop with headphones on and you'll hear a surprising quantity of intricate instrumentation, live or synthesized. One might think Echo & the Bunnymen couldn't write a great bass line to save their lives, but they did.

'84-'86
I really like '80s pop. I graduated high school in 1987 and started listening to Zappa a lot when I started college, so the pop music released in '88 and '89 doesn't conjure up as many favorable memories as the stuff I bought on 45s and LPs from 1980-'87.

Bananas!
Hit it, Ringo.

Also "Keep It Dark" from the aforementioned Mama Tour.

I know "Silver Rainbow" was written by Tony and recorded by Genesis, but when I think of Phil I think of that song and "Dodo/Lurker" from 1983's Mama Tour.

It'd better do well — there's a billion dollars to recoup!

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Brilliant work. Awe-inspiring.

The inevitable Catwoman spin-off, natch
Directed by?

Rocca is kind of fun on "CBS Sunday Morning," although not as fun as Bill Geist. And because of his voice, it's a little cringeworthy when Rocca gets earnest and serious and lean-forwardy in his interviews.

To: Kent, From: God
Stop playing with yourself.

De Niro's figure in Madame Tussauds
Will be re-sculpted to make that face.