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I'm a masochist sometimes, where I'll watch a movie that looks awful and gets awful reviews out of some morbid curiosity (I think I also said this when I watched The Love Guru). The two friends and I who went to the screening figured we weren't doing anything else on that Tuesday night so we went. Luckily, I paid for

I saw this at a screening last week. Yes it is bad. Sandler is on a real roll here, although it was slightly better than Grown Ups (terrible), Just Go With It (terrible) and Jack and Jill (atrocious).

I saw this at a screening last week. Yes it is bad. Sandler is on a real roll here, although it was slightly better than Grown Ups (terrible), Just Go With It (terrible) and Jack and Jill (atrocious).

thiazin red is completely right. This is D-, maybe even F territory. 
As someone who just watched Don’t Go in the Woods (just showed up on instant watch), I beg of you, do not make the same mistake I just made. It is absolutely atrocious. A pussy indie rock band go into the woods, make the stupidest horror movie

Forgot to add there are more boobs in this one. So there is that. Although many are fake.

Forgot to add there are more boobs in this one. So there is that. Although many are fake.

Well I enjoyed the first Piranha 3D as silly, gory, boobtastic fun, this one not so much. When David Hasselhoff is the best part of the movie it isn't really a great sign.

Well I enjoyed the first Piranha 3D as silly, gory, boobtastic fun, this one not so much. When David Hasselhoff is the best part of the movie it isn't really a great sign.

I like slow burners and competently made horror films too, but House of the Devil was literally an hour of absolutely nothing happening , then some run of the mill horror things, before everything kinda got thrown out the window for the end. But yea, he sure got the look down.

ElDan and frelling_cute are correct.

Glad I slogged through the sea of West love to find people who agree with me. I like slow burners and competently made horror films too, but House of the Devil was literally an hour of absolutely nothing happening , then some run of the mill horror things, before everything kinda got thrown out the window for the end.

I thought the movie flew by and moved at a great pace

Anybody else notice that one of the listings on the board was just "Kevin"? Also witches and sexy witches, haha

Random limb stabbings and a severed head which we see after the fact. Hook through a throat. Undead things being chopped up. A lot of fake blood in the last 20 minutes. Definitely not torture porn, but about what you'd see in a Friday the 13th.

Berlin showed a big house on fire. And Buenos Aires showed a dead..bigfoot, I think.

Yea, that was a great touch. I still want to read every name on the board too

Hopefully it has some success, the word of mouth seems like it'll be great. Still surprised that this will most likely wind up above 80% on rotten tomatoes once all the reviews come in. Definitely avoid the trailer and tv spots before watching the movie, all the surprises are fun.