This is why I like things like Christian Mingle. It removes assholes from the dating pool.

Be, you will?

He's gerrymandered. He's not going anywhere. He'll be primaried from the right again and he'll sail through to the general where he'll trounce anyone who bothers to run as a democrat or third party.

Are you a sadist or do you get some masochistic kids there?

Move Pratt to the top but I'd have a hard time complaining about my looks if I happened to look like any of them.

I'm rarely accused of being early. I'll choose to take it as a compliment.

Happy birthday!

I had little time to get food in the Warsaw, Poland train station. I couldn't read menus so I had to find people who might understand my English or at least pointing at pictures so I settled for McDonald's and something that was decidedly not a quarter pounder with cheese even though it seemed to include the same…

How unwieldly were the noodles? Add some more broth and eat up the mushier but flavorful noodles.

That wasn't Lincoln's fault. Johnson was a compromise candidate for VP and was never supposed to be president. He sure as hell couldn't corral the various factions who wanted different things. He didn't have Lincoln's intelligence or perhaps more importantly Lincoln's ability to get people to do what he wanted them…

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Not orange?

The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel stopped making endorsements but that was because they couldn't endorse Scott Walker after all of their cover stories on how awful his government was and they refused to endorse anyone who wasn't Republican for fear of pissing off their remaining suburban and exurban readers who are they…

I watched every episode when it came out but somewhere along the line it fell off my must watch list and eventually off my list altogether. I can't remember why. I don't remember anything that I disliked about it.

There's also the Avocado (AV Club After Dark) on Disqus.

He's only been challenged from the right. I grew up in that district and Les Aspin represented it because it was a center left district. Now it's been gerrymandered into a safe center right district. It might be possible to beat him from the center but not from the right or left.

No. She's only good at boy things like playing guitar in a way that makes white people dance.

Why is the universe conspiring against me to make me feel sorry for Taylor Swift?

I've got a vintage straight jacket that should just about fit. And the nice thing is that once we've got your arms strapped below them your tits look fabulous!

Mammaries! Light the corners of my mind!