T'it's better than nothing.

If it's significant enough to be referred to as a bosom then it requires major support. You don't have to go to Victoria's Secret. Any major department store will measure you for free. Then you can look around and decide that you don't like any of the expensive bras on sale before you go to KKKMart and buy something…

The "good" Jews are the ones who clean out the ovens.

That's an interesting take. Might even be a hot take. But it doesn't add up.

Cindy knew but nobody paid attention because Cindy was a tattletale.

Great. Now there's a clown under my bed and an Ivanka in my bed.

That's only because blue states are more likely to play by the rules. Red states on the other hand have a higher rate of need for social services but are run by idiots (hello Scott Walker!) who turn down federal money for things they need. And yet red states still manage to get more federal money than they contribute…

It's August. Russia is on vacation in Crimea.

It's been a while since I slept with an Aussie.

No. Otherwise North and South America would be one giant island while Europe, Asia and Africa would be another. And Australia's size complex would be insurmountable.

I refuse to give up my shimmery black Hugo Boss trench coat.

He's not even good at that.

Then explain stretch stirrup pants.

Pear pimples for hairy fishnuts!

In Milwaukee he's been banished to the business section where he can be easily ignored. Kind of like when Doonsbury got sent to the editorial pages. I'm not sure if it's even there since Gannett/USA Today bought the Journal Sentinel. Most days there isn't even a business section but just a couple pages at the back of…

Trump has to hire enough people to be able to fire that many people. He only knows how to fire people.

What if I take a shit with the door open while responding to your comment? That's almost as good as a party (if you're LBJ).

I thought it was a bunch of white guys running that one. Isn't it a couple guys from Game of Thrones? It could be a good show but I tend to trust someone who's got a stake in the game.

No one should ever fuck Nazis. They don't deserve that.

No muppet! No muppet! I'm a muppet!