I'm sure it only felt like six hours.

I don't think they want to go after Seoul or Tokyo. I don't think any of this would be optional if we had a functional government. Things were scary with Bush II (and St. Ronnie) but this time around nobody is willing or able to put the senile toddler back in his playpen so the world can get a good night's sleep.

Hard shell tacos pretty much don't exist in Mexico (outside of the inexplicable Taco Bells that somehow exist there). Potatoes by themselves are a really bland filling and mashed potatoes are even more boring. There's the con rajas (with poblano peppers) which would also be vegetarian but would involve more texture…

He couldn't. He just proclaimed loudly that he could while looking down his long patrician nose at the rest of us who could never hope to play the Harbsiboard with the assurance of someone who knows that we could never tell the difference.

They might bomb Seoul with all of the artillery that's aimed there but it won't be a nuke. The fallout would kill all but the least favored cousin who was posted up on the Chinese or Russian border.

Which one? Cookie and Sweetums have been used and I'm pretty sure there's a Grover out there but Aunt Taminella would be a great surprise guest in one of those insipid "I'm not a lesbian, I'm just in college" movies.

I think they're trying to say that no gentlemen were involved in this travesty despite the fact that Marlon Wayan's discreet placement of his hands proves that he is indeed a gentleman and that he would not have lasted long on HBO's Oz.

Your sarcasm is biting.

No one likes Pyxis except Pyxis and hospital overlords who never have to use Pyxis.

Let's start with Satan in the Garden. I bet this conversation will be fruitful.

1. Cookie! (Actually it was either Grover or Sweetums from Jim Henson's The Frog Prince.)

Of course. The Harbsiboard requires three hands and a foot just to play "Frère Jacques".

Only the Dalai Lama and Shirley Maclaine can play the Harbsiboard.

Scientology owns Tom Cruise.

I'm not a Norm fan. To me he was just smug and for that I can go back to Dennis Miller before he went full asshole. Even Nealon was funnier than Norm although I might take Norm over Chevy.

Is that the one where we watch Tom Cruise die painfully over and over? Because I've been meaning to see that but I don't want to give Scientology any money.

The implication is that not only is it not fun enough to merit an F but it's doesn't even merit the Gentleman's F.

It takes at least one life time to learn to play the piabo. Two is recommended.

Just ice ice baby

No. If Tina Fay is too busy maybe we can talk to Jane Curtin.