They could easily reach Seoul but they would have literal fallout.

If forced to choose I would gladly sacrifice Swift to keep Tulsa.

…and Bingo was his name-oh!

Okay fine. I'll watch. But I'm not gonna like most of it.

I liked when Ackroyd's Carter went to Three Mile Island, got irradiated and became a giant, dumped Rosalyn for Garret Morris' cleaning lady/giant.

No there isn't! I drank the damn prune juice. Now get out of the bathroom!

Led Zeppelin did the soundtrack.

Next up: The Prosperity Gospel in which a young Jesus (played by Tom Cruise? just spitballing here) goes to Temple and sets up a bank. Big line: "Caesar can suck my dick. My money's mine."

Carmen Selectra was the electric typewriter that I learned to "type" on.

In Ron Weasley's ice cream van.

Kashmir is better than "Kashmir" even if it might be on fire or the excuse for a nuclear war that's not in Korea or the US. "Kashmir" was the perfect opening song for PiL when John Lydon/Rotten needed a new way to piss of his fans with Tour for Album (Compact Disc, Cassette, etc.). "Kashmir" is still better than any…

Uh did you boys bother to notice any of the girls other than Celine Dion?

It's a post Kinja world. If you Seeso something don't bother to sayso something.

I is the loneliest number since the number 1.

I'm not sure that I would dare to eat a peach.

There's always room for Jello.

Isn't there someone's yogurt that you can steal?

Lucky you. My smoke detectors are hardwired to the Fire Department (I live in a high rise). I can't have steak in winter.

State Fair! Something that shouldn't be deep fried! Candy I haven't had in decades! Candy that shouldn't be deep fried! And maybe some lamb from the farm around the corner from where my grandparents lived.

If you have to ask you can't afford it.