"a" what? Don't leave me hanging here!

Now I'll never know the mystery of Lost!

Even Orrin Hatch no longer wants to think about Orrin Hatch having sex.

You forgot "4 profit"

A cactus maybe?

I've got one over my heart that never gets seen unless I want it to be. Pretty much just swimming, sex and surgery. Otherwise I've got to pull my shirt over to let people see it.

You might want to start somewhere with more fat or muscle. Tattoos don't hurt nearly as much as you think they would but you definitely feel it more when the bone is close to the surface.

She didn't win one for Ishka or Edith Prickley. She's not gonna get one here.

It just feels like 10 hours.

I know that finale was a typo but don't correct it. The actual finale of Newhart is an all time classic. I might even like it better than the end of Mary Tyler Moore.

People from Delaware who don't know any better.

That's not hair. That's an independent lifeform and it would like you to respect its decisions about when it will turn and when it won't.

if the Bernie wing elects a whole slew of people at the House/Senate/state/local levels

I would never fuck Pol Pot. Not even if he was still alive. Some people don't deserve to get fucked.

They were boring. Andy was much more interested in the sleeping guy.

I thought we were trying to make @Pants Goblin feel bad and respect Neal Schon. You're not helping.

It was back then. Neil had nothing to do with Rob Thomas.

…and Oscar monkeys will fly out of my butt.

Jesus, that better be a good afterhours party all tomorrow or I'm gonna have to sing about some black angel's death.

Well you are both fake and plastic. This checks out.