Peel slowly and see













OF BANANA.

Uh, he was in Santana when that was cool and he made a record with Jan Hammer.

That was 70's coke.

It must be the side effects of the cocaine.

Of course it wasn't. He went Hollywood. But he brought the weird with him. Those swimming aliens were gorgeous. And the weird Catholic thing with Ryder might have been a bit on the nose but it was very French.

That was reincarnation. The Return of the Thin White Duke.

Eh, you can hate on Alien: Resurrection all you like but I still carry happy memories of seeing it in a theater full of lesbians on the day it was released. Not only was there Ron Perlman and the guy from Delicatessen which was already enough to make me happy but there were also swimming Aliens which hell yeah! But…

FDR?

More than a few people have experienced me.

Didn't Ted Kennedy run against Carter in 1980?

VP candidates don't appear on the ballot until the general election. This is how people like GHWB can be on the primary ballot for president and then on the general ballot for vice president.

Is she okay?

Is there ever a reason to not watch this? https://youtu.be/V9AbeALNVkk

POINTS!

Lips like sugar? Sugar kisses!

Change your diaper.

Yeah but they get fireworks. I got a rock.

We can't have nice things.

"Dead After Fallopia"? Yeah it's about that good.

He put the toupee on top.