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You're here. He's done it.

We built this shitty on rock n roll.

Ian Ziering is probably the most embarrassing guy I'd fuck just because. Just the way he pronounces his first name pisses me off. It's his name and he can say it however he stupidly demands that it's said. But even if he's really good I'm not calling out ION.

Tail.

I only speak Swedish in real life.

Yes. I am a mammal. I only play a muppet on the internet.

I work all night and I sleep all day.

Putin is already in that water. Lethal is just expected.

She's the happy go lucky third? Yeah that was unexpected.

His hands are yuuuuuuuge?

…and then the murders began.

Yes and yes.

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay.

I"m next door in Wisconsin and I've never heard of such a thing.

Has it ever not been a thing? Didn't Herodotus write about the first Sharknado?

He's moving on up. To the east side. He's got a deluxe apartment in the sky-hi-hi.

There…are…FOUR…Darcys!

The Kinjapocalypse is a-coming!

I'm too proud and a bit prejudiced.