Sense had nothing to do with it, damn you!

You say captain, I say wot.

Why don't they call Hannity? He die what? Well, I'm not calling him.

Because it's not in the but.

I think I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think wait… are you Russian?

I do like to do it in the but.

I'm one of those. Should I grow a goatee?

That whooshing sound happens when you run because you're bionic. You can easily stop it by replacing all the robotic parts but do you want to? Embrace your inner cyborg and whoosh it up!

My girl was fine with me. I'm sure she could handle "him". Now if only I knew where she was.

I am not looking into either of their closets. I'm pretty sure what I'll find and I know that I don't want to know.

Are we still talking Putin? Because that sounds like Trump.

There was no glitter on that mannequin. If there was I would never take her home. Chlamydia might be a tonight commitment but glitter is forever.

Putin smashes the board before the inevitable checkmate.

I once found a mannequin torso and head on the sidewalk She had been painted oddly and signed by the Beastie Boys. She was bald and was wearing an Exploited t-shirt. I lived with her for years.

Kasparov wept.

Kirk Cameron left them behind.

"Putin is short for Put It In"

Not meaning to pile on or anything but I'm just getting around to reading Paul Krugman in todays NYT and this showed up:

Everything is going according to plan. Now the Russian agents can bug the residence without those pesky Secret Service agents getting in the way.

They're running "Round and Round" the basement.