What do you expect from taxation without representation?

Redd Kross, Neurotica

I had to fast for almost two days for a colonoscopy and EGD and after I was told not to cook so I ordered Chinese delivery. I messed up my partner's order and got Szechuan instead of Sesame Beef and forgot to order fried rice at all. Luckily he liked it anyway but I made shrimp fried rice the next day to make up for…

It wasn't that it was loud music. It was because it was extraordinarily bad loud music.

I saw Brazil twice when it opened. My ex had seen it first and told me to watch it but under no circumstances drive home. She was correct.

Nope. I was accused of making it up. So I offered more details which just dredged up horrible memories. I was then accused of making that up. I finally had to block them.

So if they get what they want we'll never have to listen to them again? I'm beginning to see some advantages here.

I try not to question other people's fetishes. Just make sure they consent first.

Yet somehow people think Bert and Ernie are controversial.

I've yet to cook Steve Allen.

He was a gourmand long before he was a zombie.

Fanny Farmer.

We called them Quaaludes.

He's no Yogi but he's got a Boo Boo Bear hotness that I like better and if you close your eyes he's Archer.

Madeleine Kahn's matching Gucci outfit and Gucci car.

Serenity was still a long time in the future in a galaxy far away.

H. Jon Benjamin probably wishes that he looked like Archer but he looks like H. Jon Benjamin and sounds like Archer which is sexy enough for me.

My first Brooks in the theater was High Anxiety. I had yet to see any of the Hitchcock films he was parodying. (I was very young.) It didn't matter. It's still one of my favorites. I know Young Frankenstein and Blazing Saddles are both objectively and subjectively better and both of those probably make me laugh more…

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Hairspray (original John Waters flavor) was a fun matinee. My friend and I went to the first showing in the area. I think we didn't trust that it would stay in theaters for a full week. His last feature had been Polyester which starred Tab Hunter and Divine which had been promoted as his move to the mainstream but…