Lana may look like Aisha Tyler but Archer doesn't look like Core Concept.

I think Star Wars was the last movie that I saw on the single screen in my home town before the theater was split in two. I still remember sitting on the left of the center aisle in the front row. It took months for Star Wars to get to my small town and my best friend had seen it ages before so I knew everything going…

For audience I prefer Rebel Without a Cause, Brazil or just about any Mel Brooks movie. But Casablanca has a magic that is only obvious on the big screen. It's really good on television but it's undeniably great on the big screen (and no your big screen TV doesn't count).

There is no place larger than Lake Wobegon.

Hannity has a cure for acne? It really is a mystery why no one calls him.

Casablanca. I had no idea that Ingrid Bergman was that incandescent.

Like your mother told you in church: zip it!

"Glass Onion" is a song on the album The Beatles which is better known as The White Album. Most people cut The Beatles in half and most of them keep "Glass Onion".

People will build bridges and roads and tunnels because they want to.

…and sticks their fingers in it while they're asleep so they piss their pants.

It was supposed to be Taft but he didn't fit.

How dare you imply that his eyes are Democrats!

Hey! I could write a song about legs! Maybe grow a beard.

The internet can be an evil place. Just a couple weeks ago I was accused of being a "serial killer fanboy" because I happened to be a paperboy along the Wisconsin/Illinois border when John Wayne Gacy was discovered and then knew a few of the victims of Jeffrey Dahmer. What is happening to Seth's family and friends is…

My 7th grade social studies teacher taught the political spectrum and he had a banner that stretched all the way around the room from far right around to far left which were inches apart.

Trompe L'Oily.

Let's hope it was a two piece.

I'm sure she's got someone to massage the "charts" and make things happen.

I just met a girl named Maria!

You're too kind.