That Sesame Street skirt has come full circle.

It won't be funny. Trump doesn't own a piano and has banned stairs.

That was supposed to be hilarious?

Do I look like John Oates?

Unfortunately for Mr. Hooper he saved Maria that night. We're still mourning.

Yoko didn't have a number one song till she was 70.

It's time to change your diaper because you're full of shit again.

He took a nap. He woke up again.

Remember DJ from Roseanne? Kind of like that with suspenders.

That sounds almost as good as a morning person who can keep their happiness to themself while making bacon and coffee for everyone else.

Depends on what you mean by oil change or wash and wax.

I feel no need to check that out. I'm quite certain that I know what I'm missing.

I guess we're done with phrasing and on to

No. You've got it backwards. Every pledge was met with a promise that we'd never have to hear Train again.

Places finger by nose…

Trump: These fingers need more than an inch. Do they make Rogaine for hands?

I still miss @SarCastro.

Grab him by the…wait that's a mind meld not his pussy.

DENNY CRANE!

I'm usually happy just bringing to a boil then dropping to a simmer for a few hours (one hour for shrimp or lobster shells to four, maybe five hours for beef.