I don't need or want a ratio for stock. I just made a wonderful beef stock and it's not quite like any beef stock that I've made before and it probably won't be duplicated. This time around the beef shanks looked great (and had plenty of marrow) and the veg that I picked was only what was good. Next time the veg will…

Thanks for noticing that I'm cute.

I have a very healthy respect for hot iron. The hardest part used to be figuring out what to do with the hot lid while I dumped the dough into the pot but now I've got two Dutch ovens so I'm just going to use one of them as a trivet. Also, the newer one is smaller and oval so I might even make better sandwiches out of…

…but there's no knead.

Various Fanny Farmer books have been go-to's over the years for me. I wouldn't go back to the original but I like the recent versions' division by ingredient. Here's this thing that you want to eat, this is what it is, here's a basic way to cook it and now here's a bunch of recipes that showcase it.

Chemistry.

You're a fan of early Fleetwood Mac?

Thanks for reminding me that I planned on making (no knead) bread a couple weeks ago and I still haven't.

The R. Kelly article is over there and I'm sure there'll be a "daddy" Trump article soon.

Love is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it on
Livin' like a lover with a radar phone
Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp
Demolition woman, can I be your man?

That's one too many.

Beelzebub has a devil set aside for him.

Oh course they mentioned adoption while Putin promised Trump more information on Hillary.

That only counts for Democrats and women. Trump is neither.

You say Baron and I say Bannon,
Which one is smarter Baron or Bannon?
Baron, Bannon
Bannon, Baron,
Let's call the whole thing off!

…then a tweetstorm to the riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

He won't Stanford it.

I'd believe that Uncle Phil could pick up a scrawny man and toss him.

I believe your typo got that backwards. But I agree he needs to get some exercise. As a bonus: something as strenuous as giving someone a piggy-back ride is sure to give him a heart attack.

That's a lot easier to arrange if you know in which bars to hang out.