Two things…

He has a golf cart. Walking would use up his precious energy.

Has anyone seen this? Is the show even any good?

'Cause here we go agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain!

We're working on that.

Thanks again!

Thanks!

Yeah, I don't need to watch that.

Yes, but not in a faux-ironic Alison Morrisette way. More of a Franz Kafka actual irony.

If you can't be an athlete…

Was it actually called Dynasty II: The Colbys? I just remember The Colbys. They did a good job of making sure that everyone knew it was a spin-off although it never got the cultural cache of Dynasty. I always liked Stephanie Beacham.

He won't fire Secessions while the Senate is in session. The minute they go on recess Secessions is out and Guiliani or someone just as bad is in as Acting Attorney General.

…and that decision is going to be about as non-partisan as Bush v. Gore. We've already lost it. Let's just hope the court doesn't make things worse.

Gladys Knight and Lindsay Wagner as the Pips.

That's just because he doesn't understand how bodies work.

For the US it might as well be called Blood Type Meh. We don't care what happens in other countries unless it's Benghazi!

Virginity?

He's got far fewer but then he's all over Christine and Stevie's songs. How do you even count?

Ugh. But wish him a happy birthday tomorrow!

Or maybe just throw a nice wedding.