Not even close.

I doubt she has to go back to California but if she does she'll wear something righteous.

I believe she had to be told about it for her first round of "No comment" but that may just be because she lives in Paris.

I haven't.

Her book Every Frenchman Has One is back in print. I highly recommend it. Very light and very amusing. And it's not what you think.

No. She can't.

His reputation was ruined when he was the worst of the Keating Five. He's always been an awful man as a politician. He knows how to dress pretty once in a while (McCain-Feingold, the "maverick" bullshit) but he's still the same spineless whore underneath.

McCain voted to kill me while keeping his own Cadillac insurance. I'll say whatever the hell I want about the asshole. I don't care what the hell he says when he does the same shit that he always does. As a politician he's always been a spineless whore who might look pretty now and then but still a spineless whore.

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Ha! Not my surgeon. Just someone my partner has to work with.

We're better than one in three and for state seats we're majority Democrat but we're so gerrymandered that Republicans are safe in both houses. No excuses for Supreme Court or Governor or Trump though.

I take it you've never seen Lubricated Goat.

Pear pimples for hairy fishnuts?

They'll be opening for The Smiths.

"Bondage" and "Cliche" were the two that I was thinking of. I still love Essential Logic.

Not even with Bea Arthur's stiff, live dick.

If the Democrats want to fly me to Washington to be a photo op when I'm not allowed to testify I'm game. I've got two nieces in northern Virginia who keep getting older all the time and I'd love to see them again. One of them already lords it over me because she got to meet Obama while he was President.

Sssssh. Some people don't know that yet because they haven't paid attention to pop culture at all.

Yep. Delavan.

I thought that was her sax. I could be wrong. Maybe I've got bootlegs?