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That joke will come back to you.

I learned how to swear in Cub Scouts. I cursed nonstop through sixth grade and then I got bored with it.

Do you know how you are made? Soylent Green may be people but not just the appetizing parts. You might want to pay more attention to shit.

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They did it in Wisconsin years ago. Not too far from Janesville.

It's beyond rare. It's blue.

That was a while ago. Did some assholes do it again?

Trump Tower. You put it in Russian hands first.

Like chicken. duh.

Cock Holster is classier.

My favorite was when they "freed" a whole bunch of mink into the surrounding cornfields. They were immediately slaughtered as vermin.

Not with ketchup!

The title means exactly what the words say: naked lunch, a frozen moment when everyone sees what is on the end of every fork.

I know. I paid next to nothing to see him at Zivko's Rock Palace which was out in the boonies (I saw Ian Hunter with Mick Ronson there on Ronson's last tour around the same time). After Bat he had a minor hit with a duet with Cher ("Dead Ringer") and then nothing for the longest time. I believe he was touring behind Bl…

Anyone seems like a nice guy when your comparisons are Omarosa and any of the Trumps.

I actually saw it on Cinemax. I don't remember it. Her reinvention as a torch singer was more interesting. It was before Linda Ronstadt but may have been after Carly Simon.

I must, I must…

Before I knew his politics and before his "comeback" I saw Meat Loaf live. He'd replaced Ellen Foley and Karla DeVito with a set of twins from Playboy. Sure they could sing but that's not why they were there. I was front and center and despite the immense amplification I could hear his voice above the stage monitors.…

Hey! You have to vote in 2020! The Republicans just want you to think it's 2021. You also have to vote in 2018! And probably before then.