That sheds new light on Katie Couric's colonoscopy.

I thought it was a fountain in Cannes and a white dress. Did anyone actually watch the movie?

That's Trump Light. It's not available in the US.

Leghorn!

That's Barron.

What's a "butterfly"? Is that when a fly gets stuck in the butter dish?

I will never forgive Trump for making me feel sympathy for a Kardashian. He "fired" Khloe for going to rehab. Judging by the endless footage that they had of her that week it certainly didn't dent her participation in the challenge and was far less disruptive than Joan Rivers' endless touring - why was she even on the…

Why bother with code when you can get away with calling Mexicans drug dealers and rapists?

Are you saying he's as crazy as Lear? Because he's as crazy as Lear.

It would be a crime if we didn't.

The whole point of New Coke was to switch from sugar to cheaper corn syrup. Coke Classic (which is now simply Coca-Cola or Coke) is not original recipe Coke (no cocaine) or even what had recently been Coke because while it tastes closer than New Coke they still switched out the sugar for corn syrup. This is why people…

Well thank god for small favors. A peeled lemon would hurt much more. Although my farts would be fresher.

He's new at this. He'll learn how sewers work while he drains them.

Trump does.

Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Tryin' to make his way home?

How about a Trump Zero?

Not even half.

You're not supposed to listen to what he says. You're supposed to know what he means.

We're right here.

I liked him better when he was restricted to the gossip columns.