So where's the bread?

That argument could be made. But it can't be made by someone on Russia's payroll.

Trump wouldn't dare take his shirt off and show us what he really looks like.

So Happy Birthday! https://youtu.be/S3oCtp6JYdM

https://youtu.be/wfWMv8Y1V5E

I guess it's bedtime for Bonzo.

I've got to be about as old as you. I never watched that although I was aware of it since my cousin had a Mrs. Beasley doll. What I did watch Johnny Whitaker in was this: https://youtu.be/YB1Pp6qksKU

Is your dad really grumpy? Drive a Ford.

Home Alone is really underselling him. Maybe if you were the right age at the time. But I'm not getting nostalgic for Trump in the sequel either. Heard's done better work in better vehicles all across his career.

Why steal a booth when you can steal the Big Boy out front?

Just this week Toonces drove a fire truck and nobody got hurt.

Last I heard Teti was asking for a reprieve for the AV Club. If successful then the Kinjapocalypse won't happen at all. It doesn't seem very likely to me though. It would seem to be in Univision's best interest if all of their platforms were playing on the same field.

The answer is Toonces. We'll ask ourselves afterwards why we let that cat drive a sky train into a crowd of people. But we will always let Toonces drive.

Whores might go to hell but they'll take you to heaven along the way.

My pick for this week is Wrigley's Big Red gum. There's going to be a ton of it on the market now that Sean Spicer's stress level has dropped remarkably.

What does Big Boy have to do with this?

There's a party in my mind
And I hope it never stops
I'm stuck here in this seat
I might not stand up

They might. I stopped paying attention during the Marky Mark years.

It was scandalous at the time for Judas Priest to do a dance mix.

I'll always remember Jody Powell's name because almost all the Jodys that I knew were girls. There was also his association with Ham Jordan who was much more fun at a party than Ham Rove. http://time.com/3207118/stu… There's even bonus Trump mentor and J. Edgar Hoover mentee Roy Cohn.