I loved this book as a kid and wished such a thing were possible but I lived in a small town and our only museum was a clown museum. Even if there was a way to hide there I wouldn't.

https://youtu.be/pFK72H2I72U

We'd be better off if that was the case.

Kickball over the lunch hour.

Like he can tell the difference. I've introduced him to Tiffany many times.

Inflation doesn't exist? It's timey wimey.

Birds of a feather…

In America's Dairyland it's pronounced melk.

I agree that "slave" is taking the metaphor a bit far but the reality is still there. This ain't no fantasy.

Impossible.

Hertz was number one. They already had Manson. What did they need Simpson for?

…with you maybe. The rest of us get full service.

*holds nose, reaches for gas mask*

"Bad hombres" don't shill for Avis.

It's timey wimey. Like how could Peter Capaldi be at Pompeii and then in Torchwood and next thing you know he's playing guitar as The Doctor.

People read The Daily Mail? I thought they just looked at the pictures to confirm their prejudices.

I was hoping for Idris Elba but I guess this frees Elba up for James Bond.

We don't let facts get in our way these days.

Well that ends the fun in the WOT commentary.

For the commercials?