It's not even Houston. It's Katy. I just saw her cousins from Katy in Vienna, VA (along with her cousins from VA) and they don't dab. They do all share spinners in common.

So exactly like my green curry.

Yep. Found him again.

She'll be fine until she gets here.

I'm making a Thai green curry for dinner tonight because spicy food is good when it's hot out. Is shirley curry related?

My little niece in Vienna dabs all the time. She's eight and she adores Christian Ronaldo. She's visiting the US next year. I've warned her not to dab. The cool kids don't do it anymore.

Godammit. Not a clue. I go away for a couple weeks and all hell breaks loose. Cali's got a channel running on Disqus that's an analog of WOT. Maybe she's gone there?

As far as I can tell I've never actually been banned but I feel for you. I used to worry that my underused Disqus account (Legacy account here!) was vulnerable but if we're all going to hell then I'm going down with everyone else anyway.

It's just like driving in Paris.

Where the hell did @avclub-72a8ab4748d4707fda159db0088d85de:disqus go? Has the Kinjapocalypse begun? Or is this just the usual Disqus bullshit? I was attempting to upvote @Ack_Ack:disqus and got thrown into some weird vortex. How is anyone going to know what I'm eating? Do I have to take pictures of my plate and post…

How's his monkey doing?

Compared to mayo all I can taste is sugar.

I prefer olive oil for the extra flavor but canola (rapeseed) is good if you're looking for a cleaner egg and garlic taste. I also use a bit of lemon juice.

It's a blender.

Miracle Whip is okay if what you want is sugary goop. Lots of people like sugary goop.

I hope you both won.

Or vacation to vacay. You're on vacation, relax, you have plenty of time to pronounce the entire word. If you're hurrying then you're doing it wrong.

Hey! You've got Canadian food too! (And it's more authentic than the Mexican food.) Now if you could just get ketchup potato chips I might spend more time there.

It's just got a very good grasp on what it is and what it is not.

If you knew any young girls you would have been subjected to the movie Frozen and it's showstopper song "Let it Go" over and over and over again. It's not creepy at all. Maybe awkwardly phrased but the meaning is clear.