So what were you drinking at work? Whiskey?

Even the shaggiest blue dogs knew this was bad. Plus the blue dogs tend to be from areas that would have been hit especially hard. You don't get blue dogs in California.

It is difficult enough to control portions when you only eat what you order and many people (including myself) need to control portions for health reasons and any restaurant is a sodium minefield for people with heart issues. But we all happen to like each other and want to share meals together and that's how we hit…

We occasionally go to a tapas restaurant as a group activity. We generally have everyone order one dish for themselves and one for the table. The ones that are popular enough to not get all the way around the table get reordered. Everyone usually walks away happy.

Unagi is one of those "one bite rule" things because quite a lot of people will reject it out of hand but if they give it just one bite they discover that it's wonderfully rich and not what you'd think it would be at all.

It doesn't have to be raw and it doesn't even have to be fish. Sushi pretty much means wrapped in rice (in the US).

Depends on where you order it. In Mexico it's just a simple cheese melted inside a flipped over corn tortilla.

I am not a parent but I was once a child. I also have nieces and nephews.

We don't deserve him.

Oh we only do that if they're black.

R E S P E C T find out what it means to me R E S P P P P P I'm sorry, I got a little distracted there.

Yet.

Why isn't he peeing on Trump?

That's my Bush!

Yes, but you're Batman and I'm not a bully.

You are correct of course (which is also why I brought up Chelsea, could have mentioned Amy Carter as well) but there will be plenty of time to attack Barron once he's grown up to be the asshole that he's destined to be. I can wait. I don't like stealing candy from children. Adults have better candy.

Come and knock on our door… (Come and knock on our door)
We've been waiting for you…. (We've been waiting for you)
Where the kisses are hers and hers and his,
Three's company too.

Considering that Senior has stumbled into his seventies without ever having to grow up why should we expect more from Junior?

…like the Presidency?

I had a boyfriend and a girlfriend at the same time (they were each turned on and I just got confused) but I never claimed to be bi.