All I need to know about "Barbie Girl" is that I was a club DJ when it was number one literally forever because that moment has never stopped. I would finally go home after playing "Barbie Girl" several thousand times and attempt to sleep and hopefully not dream of Aqua yet again. Of course I would be woken five…

He knows the cyber. Of course he's emailed the Russians. But leave him alone because he's underage. He must be at least as old as Chelsea Clinton was before we're allowed to attack him.

Have you tried to Image Google "Ivanka"?

Oooh. Is this the new game? We're not talking about Barron are we? Because I'm not having that. But Junior is almost as old as I am and there are lots of things I'd like to throw him under.

Then flush. We'd all appreciate it.

Why does @JMPesq:disqus hate cats? The answer might surprise you.

Sock it to me?

I just have a particular repulsion to grown women who talk like little girls. It's like, 'You're a grown woman! Use your lower register'!

WRONG!

Is this a jape?

We did that too though not with the cream. My grandfather, my uncle and I were the only ones that liked it. For some reason the raw fish was fine but I would not touch the steak tartare.

Shakespeare is the last one to need a gritty reboot.

ok

Everybody cut, everybody cut
Everybody cut, everybody cut
(Everybody) everybody cut footloose

No. We have always been at war with East Asia.

Russian roulette?

There are many things that I would blame Larry the Cable Guy for (starting with his name) but the Cars series is all Lassiter's fault.

Cars 2

"Run for your Life" is even more blunt.

My first thought was NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!