Her?

I prefer not to judge Skeletor's life choices just in case he's noticed mine.

Snakes are only allowed on motherfucking planes.

American, Southwest and United won't let her board.

Garak was a better tailor than the replicator.

…and this is why we can't have Mickey Mantle baseball cards.

It was timey-wimey.

Ruby, don't take your love to town.

Hammers are more fun.

I'm waiting for the fat lady myself. And despite all the cheesecake none of the Golden Girls were ever fat.

Candy Crush.

He said, "Son, I've made a life
Out of readin' people's faces
Knowin' what the cards were
By the way they held their eyes
So if you don't mind me sayin'
I can see you're out of aces
For a taste of your whiskey
I'll give you some advice"

Dad! He won't stop Polking me! Make him stop Polking me!

What, this? https://youtu.be/9muzyOd4Lh8

You're soaking in it.

I always liked that episode of Family Ties and I'm not even much of a fan of the show.

How expensive is it now? Because that's the only thing that would stop it. They ran up to the end of the books and said fuck it we're not waiting for him.

But winter is finally a-coming. That's gotta last at least three years, right? It's not like he's going to publish the book before then anyway.

You know who else was there?

I'll assume that's a Vogon thing but as an occasional human and a full time muppet the idea of half balls is terrifying.