Every time I hear Game of Thrones winter is coming bullshit (didn't we start in winter?) I hear Sophia. Winter is a-coming.

Do we have a date on the Kinjapocalypse yet or are we still on the Aztec calendar? I mean it could be today, it could be tomorrow or it could be Y2K.

It was Nixon's Southern Strategy. An argument could be made for Goldwater but NIxon was successful while Goldwater was not.

Hitler had just one big ball…

I hope he lived a good life.

Miami Miami you've got style
Blue skies sunshine, white sand by the mile
When you live in this town each day is sublime the coldest of winters are warm and divine
Miami Miami you've got style blue skies sunshine white sand by the mile
There's ball- clubs and night- clubs all with in reach, dance the samba till morning…

There's a hurricane a-coming.

Nothing. Just looking for an excuse. It got you here.

That's what got him Demi Moore. Does he regret that? Ask Ashton Kutcher

But what if you buy the new Britney Spears single? Are you just inexplicably happy?

Hot take: Fuck Trump.

Do you have a problem with that? I don't have a problem with that.

Apparently I possess a physical quality that you don't because I am less excited.

Okay so Lasseter, the guy behind the egregious Cars series is not going to have much to do with the new Toy Story? But he's the guy that brought Miyazaki to America so I kind of want him everywhere? Ugh. He's the worst best person in the world. And no I'm not going to watch Cars 14 or whatever it is but I'll probably…

Everything should.

Yes. And he's not happy about it.

You're a surfer dude in Egyptian drag. https://img.discogs.com/KJB…

This was a Pizza Hut
Now it's all covered with daisies
you got it, you got it

Tucker and Dale is objectively better than most things but I still enjoy pizza just fine. Is it as good as Tucker and Dale? Not really. Does it make me happy? Yep.

Say what you will about Joe Satriani but he's no Steve Vai: https://youtu.be/zN-GGeNPQEg