Someone must have been telling lies about Josef K.; he knew he had done nothing wrong but, one morning, he was arrested.

Death Becomes Her has Isabella Rossollini. Of course it's better.

Ponys are not supposed to sweat. That what Bronys are for.

Are you sure that you're not still there?

Louise I love you I love you oh Louise Louise I love you I love you oh Louise.

You just had to bring up Shakey's Pizza and now I've got a salt craving. It's the only thing that I'm not supposed to eat but how do you think of Shakey's Pizza and not think of salt?

I listen to her solo albums and pretend that the really kick ass songs are hers and that the rest are someone else's fault. Plus I do miss Lindsay's production. Has anyone heard the new one she put out with Lindsay?

Whoa! I didn't realize that Marcus extended all the way to California. Are you stuck with their movie theaters too? They're like a plague here in Wisconsin.

Meat is murder and murder is icky.

I had a huge crush on Treat Williams after Hair.

Ward? I think you're being too hard on the Beaver.

Rumi is actually a really cool name for a boy. So I guess naming a girl Rumi is a sign of…something? But her brother's name is Sir Carter which is a big signal that he's the important one and not her.

Never.

They are more delicious than the food.

And, as always, your avatar makes me miss Big Boy. I think they're still around somewhere but Marc's Big Boy and Azar's Big Boy have been gone for a long time. Azar's used to have the wrongest Sausage Chowder which was basically the gravy from biscuits and gravy with potatoes and carrots. It was awesome. And one of…

Who the hell orders chicken at Culvers? If you're not gonna get a butter burger (which you should) you're gonna get a pot roast sandwich or a pork tenderloin. But you want the butter burger.

And these days?: We've got a better budget than Kansas.

Oklahoma's motto: At least we're not Mississippi.

Culvers will obviously win so we can stop right now.

Nobody likes Oklahoma.