After he dumped you. He made everyone change their phones and everything.

One of? Did we watch the same movie?

Yep. A split second is about all the time that I'd give it too.

I thought you'd never notice.

No the tantrum must take place here. Where all the zombies are.

Herpes is a sometime thing. Like cookies.

Bully for him.

I used to DJ at La Cage. The other you're thinking of is Boom/Room which is now a pizza place. La Cage is still there but is just a shadow of it's old self.

Let me recommend a spit shine.

They're not Pink Floyd. Six years is a long time.

In heaven. You're not going to win. Prince already owns that.

Go figure. Up in Milwaukee most of the gay bars are dying because we can go anywhere now. But in Chicago the bar that never dared to be gay is now a gay bar. Is it fun? I mean it's gonna be fun tonight and it was fun back in the day but what about a regular night or weekend night?

I still remember freaking out seeing Prince on American Bandstand. A year or so later and he was favorite thing.

Is Berlin queer these days? I haven't been there in forever. Back in the day it was never exactly gay but it was never exactly not. It wasn't even really a dance bar because it was just so packed that when one person uncomfortably shifted their hips there was a chain connection from there to the front door and…

LCD Soundsystem lost their edge before they even began. Don't bother. https://youtu.be/ZUjDMdSwefk

At least one part of Bowie was dinosaur size in that movie.

That joke isn't funny when they're threatening to cut my stitch insurance.

So you're saying Nicole Kidman is Eve Harrington? That checks out.

No muppet. No muppet. I'm the muppet.

Have you seen The Hunger? Catherine Deneuve seduces Sarandon in that.