It didn't work. I still nicked Denny.

Everyone's a lesbian in college.

Not even if we ask really nicely and bring a bottle of vodka? Because we noticed that your party is getting kind of dry. I mean you do make beer and gin so it's not like people should be thirsty.

She didn't like that outfit anyway.

Wrong! It was always "Bjork! Bjork! Bjork!"

Look at mister fancy man with his hometown. We haven't had a hometown around these parts since we wore onions on our belts because it was the style at the time.

Well the arrow was pointing the wrong way so it didn't really count.

Undead undead undead.

NO. I like Bosch paintings.

All the way down to his Depends?

You're not reading O'Neal.

We have always been at war with EastTrumpTower.

Only in my bedroom.

Yay! I'm me again!

One word: Becker.

That's awfully rakish of you.

Yep. Always bet on the pretty stupid one. He had Marilyn Monroe written all over him. That or he could have sold Thighmasters.

I HATE very special episodes and that and not Joey is why I stopped watching Blossom, whoa, but I LOVE Martha Plimpton. Which angry fist am I looking at? Help me out here Robert Mitchum!

Well at least that takes care of Palin.

You have to admit that Alf had it in for me. I don't know if he thought that I looked like a kitten or what but he was absolutely demented when it came to utterly destroying me.