…not according to Trump. And he should know.

Even better than the real thing.

Takes note: KEEP LIMO DOORS CLOSED AT ALL TIMES.

The only way to stop a bad baby with a gun is with a good baby with a gun, and also candy.

Are the Coloradans cute?

Did they also legalize Jarts? Because i've got a foot here without a hole in it and I just dont know what to do with it.

I know. And I keep telling Key West that I"m taken.

…and should be part of Wisconsin.

So just spaghetti and cats from here?

You're famous! And I knew you when…

Still better than Jaws IV: The Revenge.

Spoon. Or is it rai-ee-ain? On your wedding day?

Art Buchwald has been dead since 2007.

No burger. Cheeseburger!

I suppose we can be grateful that he knows he's an asshole and shouldn't be playing Billy Jean King.

(Co-starring Martina Navratilova)

Is it happier than Breaking the Waves? Because if it isn't I don't want to do it.

"You will be assimilated" does sound like something laboef would say.

You've been mishearing all these years. I was yelling "Bjork! Bjork! Bjork!"

Is it about Borg? Because then I'm interested and that story hasn't really been told despite Borg being one of the greatest tennis players.