We can always bring back Michael Gambon. It's not like Dumbledore is going to come back to life and march in a Pride parade.

- He-man Woman Haters Club

Was there an R next to his name on the ballot?

Again.

I've got a song, I ain't got no melody
I'ma gonna sing it to my friends
I've got a song, I ain't got no melody
I'ma gonna sing it to my friends

There was a joke? We spent billions on this just so you could make a joke?

But could she prevent Ben Affleck from playing Batman again?

I was talking about Republican presidents so of course Clinton is somehow excused because he's not a Republican.

Ask me ask me ask me!

Sure. He also continued Reagan's policy of ignoring AIDS because it was killing gay and black people and not anyone that he had to worry about. So all my friends died.

I go away for a couple of weeks and what happens? You let Alasdair Wilkins out of the door again? Its not like he's going to come back without the promise of more bacon and you know we can't afford that. Did you at least water the plants? Oh good lord the hibiscus is angry.

You're the one for me, fatty.

Hey! I had lots of girlfriends! You'd be surprised how many girlfriends most gay guys have had. We're better at it and we leave them slighty less damaged than straight guys do.

Actually he's fantastic live.

It makes me Reel Around the Fountain. Is that supposed to happen?

You're doing it wrong. Perhaps they'll write a song about it.

Levi Johnston's Johnson!

Yes.

If there was a point it would not have been illustrated. Did you read the article or just look at the pictures?

Time keeps on slipping, slipping….