Winter is coming.

We've seen your baby hands.

Not until you finish your Frogurt.

Why did I never realize that you were Sarah Silverman? It all makes sense now.

Yes and no. Then yes again if you're good.

You can do the high line without ever looking over the side.

I've already fled the country. Vienna is nice this time of year. Poland is next on the itinerary. I'll let you all know what they think of gay Americans.

This: https://youtu.be/FaoU3FMdkBo

I was at the parade today and it was a total sausage fest.

Well you see Tilda was clutching her pearls because sometimes a king loves a man very much more than his queen. Sometimes pearls and blood must be spilled.

I knew it would not be a fair trial. I just wasn"t sure which way it would go. Around here almost all of us believe the accusers but there are a lot of people who would never believe such a thing about Cosby. It looks like there was a little of both on the jury. One denier is all it takes.

He still thinks he's going to Washington but nobody else does. Including the administration.

It's not the snoring. Almost everyone snores and it's always annoying. You should be worried about the not breathing part.

So it was like Vienna everywhere?

If you like that you should check out Derek Jarman's take on Marlowe's Edward II. Even if you don't like the rest there's a very young Tilda Swinton as the queen. And Annie Lennox singing Cole Porter for some reason.

My top pick this week is embarrassing David Clarke: http://www.jsonline.com/sto…

Did you watch it on a Lark?

It looks like they're here to stay.

I'll be at the Vienna gay parade tomorrow. I'll be wearing Bianca Del Rio's t-shirt. Bitch better pay me or she's never getting it back.

Any of those options would be better than anything from the Cars franchise. But then so would most of Shrek.