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…in a wedding dress.

I liked Saved. It wasn't Clueless or Mean Girls or even Easy A but it was close enough.

I pop out at parties.

The whole middle of the US gets one date in Chicago and one date in Dallas versus seven dates in California.

Everyone hates the Patriots unless they live in the Boston area.

He better hustle up some Van McCoy.

Not Morris. He's finicky.

He didn't talk about shoe polish or hair dye either.

@Alien Jesus had nothing to do with that image.

Well he does wear pull-up Depends. Just look at that ass. That's a big boy ass.

Tom Cruise? Uh, me?

Well Toonces is a better driver than Trump. And Toonces doesn't piss off the Germans just for the hell of it.

I'm ready to vote for Terry Crews for President.

His daddy let him sit on his lap and gave him millions of dollars just like your daddy did. What? That's not a thing?

…well there was AIDS. Which killed more? And which one had worse hair?

Do you have a photograph? Or something to remind me?

On no no no that wasn't me. Somebody else was was gay for old asshole.

I wouldn't want to admit that my fingerprints were on Mel Gibson either.

I always love all the giant fingerprints all over the Aardman characters. It's like their god had forgotten that, yeah, I made this.

*cough, cough*