I need some cheese. Gromit? Where's the cheese?

Is the 3D worth the inevitable headache? And is it bright enough that I can actually see things? Why is this not a thing that reviews cover?

Those North Korean mani pedis can make your hands look so big!

Tom Cruise had a "character"?

Its more alive at night than it used to be. Which actually makes it safer because there's more likely to be witnesses. And it's Wisconsin. Even with the asshole Republicans in Madison they can only make Milwaukee so bad. They're trying their damndest but we're still good. We might even get rid of Clarke soon!

I set it down here somewhere. I thought it was next to my keys so I could pick it up on the way out the door.

The question that can never be answered! Doctor Who? It's bigger on the inside!

Helps if you call her @CaliCheeseSucks:disqus.

Did you go to Platteville?

Nothing wrong with even more Night Court and Rosanne. I never would have thought to put the two together but I'll watch pretty much any episode from either and be happy.

Did Ruth Brown finally sell her chair? Or did she just sit down on it again.

https://youtu.be/Mmm3KTa601s

I don't hope for any of that. There are always victims. I still remember what an old friend of mine who happened to be converting to Judaism at the time (lesbian, so probably not the right thing to do) said about fire trucks. It's wrong to hope they're not coming to your house because then you're wishing that someone…

I live in Wisconsin. Our border wall is Lake Superior. You're welcome to swim it if you like. We'll probably even offer you a towel if you make it across alive. Then we'll make you go to a fish fry. Potato pancakes will be involved.

Beautiful? They must be hired hands. Did he get Duchovny from Zoolander?

That's only when he remembers that he has another son named Barron. He knows the Cyber. There's Don Jr. who was on that show with him and there's what's his name Eric? But none of them are tens like Ivanka. Did he tell you how much he paid to make her ass look like that?

His only response to Portland was on his official @potus account which means that some staffer wrote it after days of everyone demanding a response from him. It didn't come from him. He was too busy talking about himself on his private account.

The Disciples would never agree to drive a Honda. And they weren't clowns. How would they all fit in one Accord? Clearly they bought a Suburban.

You're thinking about Biden. Again.

I'd rather not be hit with a chair but I'm more likely to be alive to bitch about it.