We live downtown but my partner recently changed jobs and moved from a suburb to an exurb. One of the first questions that he got from his new coworkers was "What kind of gun do you carry?" Because how could we live in downtown Milwaukee and not carry guns? It was impossible to explain that no, it's safer to not carry…

Waiter, there's a Trump in my soup…

He is why people hate Oompaloompas.

As Caitlyn would tell you MSG is the bomb! OH MOMMY, UMAMI!

I suppose Marky Mark had to be number one at something. And also Kenny G is too high at #79.

There wasn't enough coke for Liza to be everywhere at once.

He was bleeding out of his wherevers. Hands? They looked awfully big..

Broadway meets jazz. Lavin would slide from one note to the next instead of making each note distinct, as if she were bending the melody to her will. I suppose it made sense as a statement but musically it drives me nuts.

https://youtu.be/4tXhAYl173U

Àsterix upvote.

It wouldn't make sense to edit them out. Murphy was very specifically a Motown fan. It should also be easy to clear the rights since they only have to deal with one company to cover just about every song ever used (gotta go elsewhere to get the Aretha rights). Plus Motown would probably happy to have their songs…

Did they give him his little cracker?

Hell yeah!

They gave away their only hit (RuPaul's Drag Race) to VH1 and added a whole bunch of classic sitcoms that aren't even campy enough to cross over. Three's Company is tangentially gay but not in a good way for the most part and the rest? Well I guess Bertinelli's fixation on Elton John counts for something.

Of course Logo is also running One Day at a Time for no reason.

Andrea Martin is a national treasure. I'm not saying which nation but I'm sure she's treasured.

Logo has been running Alice for no reason whatsoever. I'm not minding it but that theme song just drives me nuts. Whoever thought Linda Lavin should be a singer (which unfortunately comes up often on the show) was wrong. Her style was overbearing and out of date then. Now it's like a very special episode of Glee when…

All I can tell you is that we're not using Khan. There will be no Khan in the finale. You heard me right? No Khan. This will not be a remake of The Wrath of Khan. We've never even watched The Wrath of Khan. And we wouldn't have liked The Wrath of Khan if we did watch it. No Khan.

Are they wearing brown shirts?

I don't remember any french horn in here but it's fun anyway. https://youtu.be/djV11Xbc914