I'll eat bacon in almost every form.

How much of those edges are trolls? During the election we had a few very obvious trolls here and the stupidly beyond left so we might as well vote for Trump ones disappeared as soon as the election was over. The stupid just vote for Trump because HER EMAILS! one stuck around because he's lonely and wants to talk…

Well if they are going to Puerto Vallarta they better bring me along.

Also, I really don't like yelly people. I've got history with people who yell a lot. Why do people expect other people to like them when all they do is yell?

I'm pretty sure I'm looking at the forest. Maher's been bothering me for years. He's got a completely irrational response to anything muslim. As for the rest it seems to be mostly about how much attention he can get. I'm tired of listening to him yell. I would never trust him to have my back.

So you're saying he shit his pants in front of the draft board again?

Why can't comedy be made from that? Brazil is one of the funniest movies I've ever seen and I can't think of anything darker unless it's Dr. Strangelove: Or How I Learned to Love the Bomb. Also funny as hell. Is 2017 a precious snowflake year? Because previous decades could handle jokes.

But it's only good when Bill shuts up and he continuously wrecks his panel by including loud worthless assholes like Milo Yirefusetolearnhowtospellhisname or Ann (SJP is the wrong meme) Coulter.

But the "shrill PC Left" is only a fantasy of the right so it's not an accident if they agree.

That's comforting. Now mansplain something to us.

I refuse to talk about MTV after they fired their original VJs and stopped playing music videos all the time.

I didn't mean to be rude. Sarcasm can be hard to detect on the internet (or in texts, etc.) and just about everyone uses it anyway. I've seen @Excitable Misunderstood Genius around often enough to recognize the sarcasm. @SarCastro used to be a commenter here. I miss him or her.

Yup. That will make it all better.

Is jumping off a cliff for the hell of it edgy?

Dial it down. Your white is showing.

I know. That's Trump's job.

The wicked witch is dead? It's time to dance! https://youtu.be/oKis3ghHmRo

I can't? Well there go my plans for the summer.

Into the most expensive gutter that you can imagine.

Why do I have to choose between human or fish? Is this a wedding? I guess that yes I would like my dinner to be dead.